Thursday, June 17, 2010

Overheard At The Table...

It was a busy Friday night, and it was taking a long time for food to come out of the kitchen.


"How much longer is this going to take?"

"I mean seriously! I'll go into the woods, catch, and kill a rabbit before our food gets here."

The man's buddy speaks up. "But you don't know how to hunt."

"I can learn! I have time."


They didn't catch any small woodland creatures, but they did gourge on crackers.


  1. Maybe someone should have taught him how to cook. It takes time and patience. Seems he was short on both.