It was a busy Friday night, and it was taking a long time for food to come out of the kitchen.
"How much longer is this going to take?"
"I mean seriously! I'll go into the woods, catch, and kill a rabbit before our food gets here."
The man's buddy speaks up. "But you don't know how to hunt."
"I can learn! I have time."
They didn't catch any small woodland creatures, but they did gourge on crackers.