Overheard At The Table...

It was a busy Friday night, and it was taking a long time for food to come out of the kitchen.

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"How much longer is this going to take?"

"I mean seriously! I'll go into the woods, catch, and kill a rabbit before our food gets here."

The man's buddy speaks up. "But you don't know how to hunt."

"I can learn! I have time."

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They didn't catch any small woodland creatures, but they did gourge on crackers.